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Heavily medicated for your safety
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Crack is NOT a food group
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


When I drink too much
I break out in handcuffs
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


I'll have a cafe mocha vodka
xanax latte, to go please!
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila
FLOOR
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


I'm outdoorsy in that I
like getting drunk on patios
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Let's get drunk and make bad decisions
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Tequila makes my clothes fall off
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


don't drink and blog
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


see you at my INTERVENTION
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Not tonight, I'm just here to get drunk
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Mommy's Sippy Cup
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


I used to care but I take a pill for that now
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


420 clock
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


4:19 one more minute man
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Alcohol the cause and solution of all problems
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


DRUGS teaching america the metric system
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Can't hear you without a beer
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


If found take to nearest pub
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


My life is a complicated drinking game
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


BBB Bikes, Boobs, Beer
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Party Animal
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Shroom Dragon
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Da kine paka
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Friends don't let friends drink and sing karaoke

T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Gas, grass or ass - - nobody rides for free
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Highway 420
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Could you come back after I've had a few more beers?
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


pot leaf
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Rehab is for quitters
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Will work for beer
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Got Shrooms?
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Got Pisco?
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Got Beer?
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Got Weed?
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Got Hemp?
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n Roll
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45

Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms (just add strippers)
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45

Shroom Fairy
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Salute!
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Beer Pong Champion
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


Beer Remote
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45


I drink coffee because I need it
and wine because I deserve it.
T-Shirt Small-XL $11.95
T-Shirt 2XL-4XL Black $13.95
T-Shirt 2XL-3XL Colors $13.95
Ladies Spag Strap/Tank Small-XL $13.95
Hoodie Small-XL $19.95
Hoodie 2XL $22.45

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